Q. Who is Sarah Palin's favorite First Lady?
A. President Jefferson's wife, Weezy.
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Sunday, July 10, 2011
The Triumph of the Undefeated
Kyle Smith, the New York Post film critic, had this to say about Sarah Palin's new movie, The Undefeated.
"...its tone is an excruciating combination of bombast and whining, it’s so outlandishly partisan that it makes Richard Nixon look like Abraham Lincoln and its febrile rush of images — not excluding earthquakes, car wrecks, volcanic eruption and attacking Rottweilers — reminded me of the brainwash movie Alex is forced to sit through in 'A Clockwork Orange.' Except no one came along to refresh my pupils with eyedrops."
I wonder how Kyle really feels?
"...its tone is an excruciating combination of bombast and whining, it’s so outlandishly partisan that it makes Richard Nixon look like Abraham Lincoln and its febrile rush of images — not excluding earthquakes, car wrecks, volcanic eruption and attacking Rottweilers — reminded me of the brainwash movie Alex is forced to sit through in 'A Clockwork Orange.' Except no one came along to refresh my pupils with eyedrops."
I wonder how Kyle really feels?
Monday, July 4, 2011
Go, Sarah, Go
Q. How did Sarah Palin run out of gas?
A. She was waiting for the Stop Sign to change.
A. She was waiting for the Stop Sign to change.
Friday, July 1, 2011
The Sarah Palin Whisperer
Q. Why did Sarah Palin whisper when she campaigned in Chicago?
A. Someone told her that there is no noise in Illinois.
A. Someone told her that there is no noise in Illinois.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Ringing That Bell
Q. Why won't Sarah Palin visit Mount Rushmore?
A. She's afraid she won't remember which one is Paul Revere.
A. She's afraid she won't remember which one is Paul Revere.
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